HST

"When the going gets weird, the weird get going." -Hunter S. Thompson.

• Step 1: score a cheap gantry crane off Craigslist.
• Step 2: fake out some bunks as low to the ground as possible.
• Step 3: distract Jacque.
• Step 4: start knocking posts out on the new garage.
• Step 5: shove it in for the win.